Jason Statham | Sylvester Stallone | Dwayne Johnson | Megan Fox
Barney is dead. Christmas is the new leader. The mission: steal a nuke from a floating fortress in the Arctic on Christmas Eve.

Final 60-minute sequence: one take through ice corridors while the station cracks apart and Santa’s sleigh flies overhead dropping presents and grenades.

Ends with Statham riding a nuclear ICBM like a sled into the core while singing “Jingle Bells” off-key.
Verdict: 10/10 – Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.