HOME ALONE: TRAPPED AGAIN (2026)

 Starring: New Kid Cast, Macaulay Culkin Cameo
 “I made my house a fortress once. Now the world is my trap.”

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Kevin McCallister is grown, living quiet—until his tech-billionaire nephew gets kidnapped during a family Christmas reunion in a smart mansion.

The thieves? A high-tech crew wanting ransom and revenge on the McCallister name.

But they forgot one thing: Kevin knows traps.

Pizzas rigged with explosives. Paint cans on drones. Micro Machines on marble floors 2.0.

Old booby traps meet modern gadgets: AI gone wrong, laser grids hacked, flaming gifts.

Culkin cameos as the uncle dropping legendary advice.

The final night: one kid vs. an army in a house that fights back.

Hilarious. Heartwarming. Chaotic joy.

 The holiday classic returns bigger and boobier. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals… again.