THE EXPENDABLES 5 (2026)

 Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, New Blood
 “We’re old. We’re broken. We’re still the best.”

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The Expendables are disbanded, living as ghosts—until a rogue AI arms dealer hijacks nuclear arsenals worldwide, forcing Barney Ross (Stallone) to pull the old crew out of retirement for one suicide mission.

Christmas, Lee Hale, Tool, and Gunnar return scarred and slower. New younger mercs join, clashing with the legends.

Massive set pieces: helicopter dogfights over cities, train explosions in tunnels, hand-to-hand in zero-gravity orbital stations.

Betrayals hit hard. Bodies pile higher. One-liners fly faster than bullets.

The final stand: the team storms a floating fortress where age meets unstoppable tech—and only experience wins.

Old-school action. Explosive nostalgia. Brotherhood eternal.

 The most insane Expendables yet—bigger guns, bigger stakes, final ride. They don’t die… they multiply the body count.